Cable company NTL subscribers who called for tech support finally heard the unequivocal truth that is universally understood but never explicitly stated about tech support lines the world over:

“You are through to NTL customer services. We don’t give a (expletive) about you. We are never here. We just (expletive) you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just (expletive) off and leave us alone.”

If only all tech support lines would be so brutally honest. I mean, we would probably migrate in droves to the company that just outright admitted that they had no tech support and you were entirely on your own, just to support their brutal honesty.